BACK TO SCHOOL

Now that seems strange to me Kids back to school but now that we got a teenager living here thats exactally what today is.

The bus is coming at 8.05 to take Nick to school and drops him off at 4.15 i dont even have to take him thats so cool.

Now i just gotta remember to get up and get him off at the right time. dont want him late for his first day at school lol.

So on with me day im gonna mow the lawns
Yip you heard right im mowing the lawns lol
see ya later


Well the weather was not to good so wont be able to mow the lawns until wednesday now as tomorrow we have to take dad out as hes aloud out and about now.

Nick got home from school ok and hes done his homework.

So on with the rest of my day.

HES WORSE THAN A WOMAN

NEVER EVER trust a man who smiles like this after he just says i only need to buy 1 thing

This is the result of just needing 1 thing

To say we were stressed would be the understatment of the year

when ever he gets bad news the only way he copes is to SHOP

it gets to the stage when the shop assistant shows him the specials and yip he just gotta buy them.

We had his bone scan at 11am then when that was over i brought him home here for lunch then we met up with Erica and Stephen for a coffee and Then he packed the biggest shit in the coffee shop man it was embarassing like a little kid he was stamping his feet and chucking his toys out of his cot only he to little to give a good wack so we just let him go and boy did he go crazy in there

So now hes all happy untill next time.

So after his shopping spree I took him back to the rest home got him some tea and draged me sorry arse home with the loot now i gotta find somewhere to put it all. Neil just shook his head he to doesnt know what to do with dad.

Jamie and nick just dragged the trolleys around like good boys

This is Jamie my other nephew (ericas boy)

The new man in me life lol hahah

This is Nick,

Isnt he cute lol

hes my brothers son and he's just come to live with us and he is just so amazing with computers

since he moved in last nite i have gotten $10 of free credit on me fone and hes hooked up my fone and new video camera to my computer so now i can download photos and videos how cool is that eh.

I can see that he is gonna be very handy to have around lol.

So on with me day

I have to take me dad to have a bone scan today seems hes been on some heavy duty drugs and now they are worring that hes got problems with his bones so we gotta go get them checked out

below is a foto of me dad

Hes a bit grumpy here but then hes always grumpy lol

oh well i better get on with it i suppose

Well the bone scan didnt go well and dad was a little depressed so he wanted to do what he does best SHOP i got photos so will show you tomorrow

nite nite im buggered

Just to show you im cleaver

This is the video that i took of Chris's kids when we were at Sylvia Park

Now if you can view this im the cleverwest person around lol.

So i went to the court house and sorted out me little problem with the ticket so now all i have to do is wait for the ploice to issue me with another ticket which i will go asap and pay

Im off to the court house shit

Now i bet you going whats she doing at the court house been naughty well yeah i have

Last year when we were told that my dad was going to die we brought my 2 sisters over from aussie and on there last day here we were running a bit late to go up and say goodbye it was gonna be the last time they ever saw him again so i was trying my best to get them there to say goodbye then to wellington to catch there plane.

So im in a hurry and stupid me was going a tad bit fast and ye guess it i get stopped by Mr Plod.
I explain my situation to the nice Mr plod and he tells me to slow down and will let me go so as not to waste to much time and he would think about giving me ticket. He would post it out if he did.

I thout what a nice copper.
Bastard ended up giving me aticketr but sent it to the wrong address so i never got it did i.

So i get this awlfull phone call from the infrigment people saying they going to repo my car so i went a bit balastic as you could imagine.
Not only did i not get the original ticket but i didnt get any of the reminders or the one that said they taking me to court.

Seems Mr plod heard me wrong when i gave him my address and he sent it to the wrong number.

So in i went and filled out the appropate papers and now it seems like they gone and lost them to.
Lucky for me i kept my copy eh so now i have to go back and sort it again....PPPFFTTTTTTTTT.

I'm getting bored ...

Oh what to do there is only so much housework one can do only so long you can spend on the computer before you start to go nuts so i need to find something else to do eh.

Yesterday we all went up to have tea with dad hes not allowed to move around much hes got blood clots in his legs and one has allready pass thru his heart into his lungs so he was lucky to survive that but we got lots of problems to deal with with him

hes being naughty at the home that he lives in hes quite selfish when he wants to be and where the tv's concerned if you dont wanna watch what hes watching too bad he grabs the remotes and they cant get them off him so now we have to growl at him like a little boy which makes him grumpy.
So how do you handle a 74 yr old baby with out causing to much stress?

so on with me day I didnt get the bears moved yesterday so might get me lazy arse into there room and sort them out

Chris what a legend eh

Were would a girl be without a mate like CHRIS

Up shit creek thats where.
I really got learn how all the things work on me computer eh...

So on with me day
Dishes,
Washing,
Vacuming,
Dusting,
Clean both bathrooms and toilets,
Visit Dad,
Move me Bears


so ii better get on with it eh.........

Photos as promised

As promised yesterday and with a lot of help from Chris here are me photos :-)

The Rain turned to snow in the blinking of an eye it was impressive i can tell ya



And then it got yucky FRIGGEN COLD yucky

Then the Calvery turned up :-) at this stage i was thinking Shit i dont think im getting home tonight.

Then i was worried bout me mate Milli you saw his big rigg on chris's blog as he was going to Napier so i txted him to tell him that we had just been told the other bus was stranded in Taupo and the highway between Napier and Taupo was now closed i knew he was going that way and didnt want him stranded as well.

He was real greatfull he changed a few things around as he knew Napier was out and he had to go via New Plymoth to get to Otaki.

Heres our bus just before the snow got really bad people were actually outside chucking snowballs lol

Well on with me day its still cold and i got housework that wont do itself so on with it I suppose

I'm soooooooooooo cold

Now i know what a popsicle feels like FRIGGIN COLD thats what.

Me day started out good at 7am my dear friend Chris took me to the train station so i could go to papatoetoe to catch A BUS TO GO BACK TO WHERE I STARTED FROM (GO FIGGER IT ACTUALLY SAVED ME 23 BUCKS)
Then once on the bus me journey started then it started to rain then it piddled down then it pissed down then we get into Taupo and we get told that the dessert road is closed and we have to go
via Oakune but coming into there we encountered the snow.

photos to come (Chis help)


I got some amazing photos

Once again (Chris help)

When we got to Oakune we got stoppd by the cops

Yip I got a photo

The nice driver said you can get off we cant go anywhere just yet so have a toilet break.

So off i get then you guessed it I high tailed my freezing arse back on the bus i needed to pee but i guessed if i piddled meself i would be warmer LOL

Then we had to turn around and go back the way we came if we wanted to get home then you guessed it not long after we went back they closed the road so we were lucky

Then we had a real long slow trip home the road was slippery and the cars in front of us were slidding everwhere so it was a bit hair raising it was only than that i appreciated the fact we had seatbelts so stopped muttering to me self about having them on a bus.

I finally got home at 8.20pm

ITS WET WET WET

But that wont stop us having fun.
We had a great day yesterday with Brylee she had a really cool day.
Tea was great but the company was even better I'm gonna miss Chris when i go home so i'm just gonna have to get her to come visit me lol like she ever gonna leave her lot for a visit she loves them to much for that (what a women eh dedicated to end this one)


Yes Anne we must catch up for a coffee when ya wanna met im home on monday but busy gotta go to Wellington for Geoffrey so am free from Tues


So on with the day we are going for a tour of Auckland so i will try get some photos on me blog (Yes Chris you heard right)


So till later ..................

I AM A PAIN IN THE BUTT

NOW.. if you never ever see another photo on my blog...it's cos I'm a fool!
AND cos Chris wouldn't write all the instructions down for me... cos I'm an idiot!
So there ya go.... here's PROBABLY the last photo you will ever see... until I go back to Chris's again! HA HA HA!


Ok ya wise guy im gonna learn and show you i can do it, fancy hacking into me blog while im not looking lol.


Had a wonderful day yesterday kids had heaps of fun in those balls tired then out too which made Chris happy lol

So dont no what we got planned for today but i hope it involes SHOPPING
Yeah i love shopping now that im not working i can do it all the time (dont tell neil) I need to hide me stuff first lol

IM BACKKKKKKKKKKKK

This is BROCK isn't he just so cute, he is my loverly 8mth old grandson and you are never gonna guess what has happened since i last blogged its a shocker i can tell ya.

Well were do i start

Firstly Im now unemployed YES you read right I have sold my shop and given up work for now I needed a break working 15 hours a day was killing me and i didnt want to beat me dad into the ground YES hes stilll with us god nows how hes made it this far but he has hes now in a hospital wing in a resthome and grumpy as shit he hates it but he needs more care than we can give him so he just has to grin and bear it

At the moment hes back in hospital with blot clots in both is leg and his lung so how he survived that we dont no so he just has to stay put untill the clot disolves man im pleased they very strict on visiting up there at the moment he drives ya Mad with all the requested for this and that thenyou dont get any time to do anything.

So Ive come to the big smoke of Auckland to help me friend out lol
heres a photo of me on her computer



Shes got me back into blogging so go to her blog and find out all about her and shes giving stuff away so if ya wanna win it you gotta go visit it and leave a comment.

Next bit of news it took me by suprise i can tell ya

IM GONNA BE A NANA AGAIN little brock is having a brother or sister and shock horror its due 2 days after his first birthday so they gonna be busy eh better get a job fast eh what ya reckon lol
Nah i dont mind looking after them 1 at a time i think
Brocks just so cute cant wait tell hes says NANA

OUCH THAT HURTS :-(

Man im a silly billy.
we had Brock for the weekend (he sooooo loves his Nana:-) ) as Jillian was a bridesmaid in a wedding so we went to wellington with him.
He was so good on the way down, then it went to crap on saturday nite.
It was so hot and we had trouble settling him we tried everything, luke warm wash, windows open, only nappies on, Neil driving him round the city in the wee small hours. He finally fell asleep about 1am only to wake at 3am for a feed and proceeded to crap EVERYWHERE.
Man when he power craps HE power craps ive never seen a baby poo so much.

We ended up with a wet bed (not my side lol) so it was a long nite.

We then went to visit a friend of neils who wanted to see Brock and thats when me day went down the shitter.

I only had to go and trip on there drive way and when i fell (thank god Neil had Brock) i heard a very loud crack in me ankle.
Oh shit it was painfull Neil hurrys to get me up man i was worried i had broke me ankle it was already starting to swell.
Neil wantrs to take me to the hospital and the thought of waiting for 6-8 hrs in A&E with a grumpy baby didnt sit well and anyway i needed to get back to palmy as Lyn (me mother in law) and i were going to watch ITS IN THE BAG so i just told him Im ok (big fat liar)
so i hobble inside his friends house and they put some ice on me ankle which was starting to hurt like bugger and i just grin and bear it.

when we got back to Palmy i hobble all the way into the Regent to watch the show and then hobble back out by now its friggin hurting like you wouldnt believe.
When we get home Neil makes me sit down and rings the neighbour (hes a dr) he thinks i just sprained it so put it up and pack ice on it so Neils does as he is told then cooks me tea.
(by now im serously worried as Neil never does anything to help me NEVER).

so today i get up at 2am and head very slowly to work man im not looking forward to that im having trouble walking and i got to work to 3pm so im a bit worried.

Neil pops in to see how im going and redoes me bandage and sugests i go see the doc.
so me mother in law comes in and works for me and i go see the doc.

I had some xrays and bugger me if i aint got a piece of metal stuck in me leg.
Now i gotta see that so i hobble round to the computer and take a squiz and sure enough there a bit a metal in me leg its been there a while by the looks of it.
Seems when i had surgery on me legs 4 yrs ago he left something behind.
I didnt even know it was there it doesnt even hurt so i think i will leave it there cause if i remember rightly when i had that surgery it took me 3months before i could walk properly again so i aint gonna go upset anything now am i.

So i have just badly sprained me ankle (thank god) and i gotta go to pyhsio and i got me some good drugs so im happy (while the drugs work )

i have taken some lovely photos of Brock and when i figure out how to put them on me blog i will do so for you all to see how bueatiful me wee grandson is.

IM A BAD NANA

Yip yea read it right.
On my first offical visit to visit my brand new grandson and what does Nana do She forgets the goddam CAMERA.

So out comes my phone and i got 2 photos of my dad holding Brock just as well his parents remembered there camera so i am gonna make sure that i take the camera tomorrow causes hes just so cute he looks just like his dad when he was born.

Geoffreys doing a good job he was up at 3am this morning doing the VACUMING that kid has never vacumed but give the guy a kid and all of a sudden he becomes domiscated, so now to get him to do the washing,dishes,dusting,making the beds,ironing,cleaning the toilets,and just making sure everything is clean then Jillian could have a break thet would be wishfull thinking eh
Hes changed his first shitty nappie and yip he ran for the nurse it was so funny lets hope he doesnt forget how to change them lol
Well we going out tonight i need a bit of destressing

HES HERE

At 4.21pm Brock John Crawley was born.
weighin in at 8lb 14 oz.
He was born with the cord around his neck and was blue Geoffrey ran me and it sounded like world war 3 going on, there were people screaming Geoffrey was crying and i couldnt make out what was going on all i got was hes blue mum get here fast
SO 125km hr and it takes me 5 mins to get there.
I was rushed into the delivery suite where there were more docs than nurses and Brocks was completly white i thout he was dead it gave me a hell of a fright geoffreys a mess Jillians a mess her mums crying and so am i.
I take over the oxygen that is being blownin into brocks face and geoffreys goes to Jillian to help her get the placenta out what a good dam nightmare.
The peadritrican doesnt like his color so they wisk him away thats just what they did to me when geoffrey was born his heart stoped so it was whoa i dont like this to firmular for me liking.
Geoffrey went with brock and i stayed with Jilllian then she asked if i could check on brock so i was taken to neonates
His color was better and they were putting drips into his tiny little hand, the poor little mite hes so tiny his head is bruised like you wouldnt believe so thy give him panadol cause hes got a little headache.

At 6pm i went and saw dad he started crying and wanted to go up hospital so i had to tell him the prob with brock and he goes and has a goddam asthma attack on me man i dont need anymore dramas so we get him on the nebuliser and now hes ok

well TRY and get some photos for you all to see my lovely little man

GIVE HER THE DRUGS

MEN you gotta hate them sometimes.

Geoffrey just rang and after 36 hrs of no sleep Jillians a bit buggered NO SHIT SHERLOCK shes in the throws of full on child birth and bugger me if hes moaning about the fact that she wants DRUGS. Shes screaming no FRIGGEN wonder, shes trying to get a 9lb baby out and it FRIGGEN hurts.

Man im gonna give that boy of mine a stern telling off when this is finallly over.
The poor woman has been at it for 7hrs and is now only 3cm dialated its gonna be a long day I wish there was something i could do but there aint so i just gotta wait so im gonna read me book.

Ive just had a heated discussion with Neil and he reckons us woman are wimps he reckons he could handle it HES a BIG STRONG MAN and can handle more than us mere woman (sexist pig)

So i informed him that i would drag his balls up thru his mouth and see how long inbetween screams before he demands the drugs.

Hes now out side drinking his diet coke contemplating his future without his balls lol

WELL ITS STILL HAPPENING

well that little bugger is in no hurry to get out and into this world i can tell ya.

waters broke last night pain started then stopped then started then stopped then no one gets any sleep and this morning 1cm dialated and the little bugger has gone and plugged up the tear in his sac so his little head is dry and his bum is wet so Jillian is now being induced so watch this space eh