WHAT A NIGHTMARE WEEK SEE IF YOU CAN BEAT IT

Well to say that i've had the week from hell is no understatement let me enlighten you
Friday was cooking meat at work for the soccer club mid winter xmas dinner and you guessed it took it out of the oven and got covered in boiling hot water badly burning my arm (crap it hurt)
then the fone goes and its me dearly loved son MOM WE HAVE NO WATER seems we have a leak in the water tanks, i've got a burning arm and he wants me to go find the water nahhhhhhhh, ring the plumber god dam it i go so he rings around and the only 1 available comes around looks at said pump and informs us we been struck by lightening so that explains a few things
1. no oven
2. no microwave.
3 no dishwasher
4. no water pump
5. 7 lightbulbs blown
but we got no water and its pissing down outside so when hubby gets home he goes investagating and finds 50,000 LITRES OF WATER in the pig paddock, pigs happy as larry, hubby not so.
SATURDAY
shut of one of the tanks that is leaking and wait for rain to full up the other tank
piddling down with rain so should not take long.
borrow a pump from the neighbour (lovely guy) but something not right with that one as well
ok so by this time im dirty need a bath
need to get washing done
need to do the dishes
need to spend a penny so i get handed a bucket of water (not impressed)
SUNDAY
sick of eating out not good for weight loss not looking forward to weds weigh in.
get hold of insurance agent (finally) he says get fixed now sort out on monday
still cant get a decent plumber shit im not impressed
now have a hose from the tank straight to the washing machine with a submersible pump to get the water out
still using a bucket to flush
pain in arm getting better.
MONDAY
YAY the plumber here
pump stuffed (no kidding)
put temp pump in but it got no shut of valve so can only use when need water so shit shower and shave, do dishes and washing all at once think im gonna knacker this one too.
now waiting on assor to come at take a look at me oven, microwave, and dishwasher, got new light bulbs in
arm on the mend.
Been up to hospital to vist me friend Chris and had her in stiches especially when i told her that on my way to work on monday
i got a flat tyre and was an hour late, my baker was gonna come looking for me

dont think i could take much more so went for me weigh in expecting a gain and bugger me if i aint gone and lost 1.2 kgs so hopefully things getting better cause god knows i cant take any more