MEN you gotta hate them sometimes.
Geoffrey just rang and after 36 hrs of no sleep Jillians a bit buggered NO SHIT SHERLOCK shes in the throws of full on child birth and bugger me if hes moaning about the fact that she wants DRUGS. Shes screaming no FRIGGEN wonder, shes trying to get a 9lb baby out and it FRIGGEN hurts.
Man im gonna give that boy of mine a stern telling off when this is finallly over.
The poor woman has been at it for 7hrs and is now only 3cm dialated its gonna be a long day I wish there was something i could do but there aint so i just gotta wait so im gonna read me book.
Ive just had a heated discussion with Neil and he reckons us woman are wimps he reckons he could handle it HES a BIG STRONG MAN and can handle more than us mere woman (sexist pig)
So i informed him that i would drag his balls up thru his mouth and see how long inbetween screams before he demands the drugs.
Hes now out side drinking his diet coke contemplating his future without his balls lol
SIDE EFFECTS?
7 hours ago
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ha ha ha,,, yep flippen men. My ex once thought he was dying, so I duly did my duty and hauled him off to the emergency clinic. (with him virtually passed out on the backseat of the car, groaning like he was about to deliver triplets).
Anyway, we see a doctor who informs him that is probably a kidney stone that can actually be worse then giving birth (so he was told) so he puffs out his manly chest and thinks 'no wonder this hurts, and I've got every reason to be ranting and raving about how bad the pain is, cause what i've got is WORSE then childbirth'. Anyway, after 1/2 an hour, the Doctor comes back with the virdict, 'no mate, its not a kidney stone, you just have wind, all you need is a decent burp or fart and your problem will be over'. Well I could have died laughing, 'Mr, I'm almost dead, only had wind, and after a wee dose of what was effectively gripe water, the boy was on his feet again as fit as a fiddle. (total lenght of pain, (2 hours)
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